It's a horse on a horse, of course, of course! He's come with a force of coarse discourse. He laughs at your voice that's raspy and hoarse and makes fun of your hair that's brittle and coarse. This kind of behavior we do not endorse, but please understand that we pity this horse because this poor horse is fresh from a divorce. You see, this poor horse was left by his mare because this vain horse kept fixing his hair, and primping and preening and changing his clothes - yes, this was the source of his marital woes. He spent so much time longing for his mane to be frilly that he ended up wronging his poor loving filly. So here he's come in search of his love, beneath every rock and all that's above. He weeps while he hunts, feeling full of remorse, he wants to confront his lost lady horse. But as he searches here and there with not but a hint of his long lost mare, his rage within begins to flare and soon his quest becomes a violent affair. Summon Coyotes and prepare for a fight, we must help this horse with his marital plight!